January 2011
itskimtranmotherfuckers:
Miley Cyrus:...
I miss being a little kid. You fall asleep in the...
alohaagni:
wtfrancheska:
"You're so innocent."
simpleenough22:
That’s what you think.
Reblog if you live here!
biancagoesbang:
DOES THIS GIRL EVER CLOSE HER MOUTH?
fuckyeahlaughters:
Answer: no.
^^ BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
i wish i could hang up gifs in my room like...
hogwarts-express:
rumblerooooooaaaaar:
thecolfer:
…you can’t?
hahhaha ^
OMG. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I'm pretty sure my Valentines would be something...
my friends:
me:
The best excuse. :))
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
That Moment When The Substitute Teacher Says Your...
weedandcreativity:
The Class Is Like…
You’re like….
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
johnohskrotch:
angelago:
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
When a fake girl you hate comes at you and...
mawryella:
exactly
when I start singing a song and people join in.
jobesicle:
Did I invite you?
When someone says "penis" at school
english-rose1408:
strong>Elementary school:
Middle school:
High school:
I sneeze in class, no one says anything
dmojones:
someone else sneezes like 2 seconds later
EVERYONE in the whole classroom yells out “BLESS YOU!”
and i’m just sitting here like
You don't go on Facebook for a week:
itskimtranmotherfuckers:
Expectations:
Reality:
That girl who talks like a baby when she's around...
I don't like it when guys like me.
nhieed:
xangeeeeel:
Especially when I don’t like them back. Some people will probably be all flattered and all but I hate it. I don’t like having to tell someone that I don’t like them back because I don’t know what they’re thinking. If it hurts them or if it brings their self esteem down.
But even if somebody likes me and I like them back, nothing happens because I have no guts to tell them...
When someone stares at me.
"I hate my mom." →
asymptotic-:
Take those words back. In all honesty, I used to say those words, but I realized it was wrong. You’re just falling under the stereotype that millions of other teenagers out there are. Saying you hate your mom just allows for on lookers to think that you’re unappreciative and disrespectful. ‘Cause you think you have it bad, but do you really? You have clothes on your back, a roof...
when your friend says a guy is staring at you
lovetransfusion:
wonderfulworld18:
Expectation:
Reality:
HAHAHAHAHAHA ! THAT’S HOT !
ninjamandyy:
tylercx:
deanmadevarsity:
...
When you know you're being annoying but you don't...
makunahatata:
The feeling you get when you see your friends are...
When you're with your best friend and you see the...
joannabanananana:
You had a crush on me?
eye-sea-you-on:
hoyitsannbur:
itsmy-superman:
Why the hell didn’t you tell me?